ITT: you post your own cringe worthy stories

[fapthony6969]

Title says is all, post stories that make cringe and ask your self why the fuck you did that.

Here's mine;
Back when I was like 16, I thought I was tuff shit. Was at a friends house we started drinking had a mostly beer and some shots. Then later some friend brought some platniums so I decided to chug a couple; worst mistake I could have made. Within the hour I was drunk affff, my friends said I started doing some gay ass rap shit and I was dropping beers all over and in the morning I woke up and took a piss on there flat screen tv in the middle of the living room. Worst thing was that the mom was awake and tried to stop me and tried to stick my dick back in my pants, ended up with piss all over me the mom and the tv and my friends dad waking up pissed af

[fapthony6969]

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He kicked me out of his house but all my shit was still in there had to go back later that day to pick up my car, top 5 worst moments of my life ez

[Virgil Ramos]

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Lets goo!!!!

Real talk tho I knew this thread would come


And so it begins

[Tigre Tono]

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i cringed so hard at my post i edited it

[Gggyea]

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lmfao i got work in the am so i gotta crash but i got a MILLION of these type of stories...ive done a lot of drugs and drank to oblivion on multiple occasions so hit me with either a mention or post quote and ill come up with some doosies by tomorrow. lmfao i got some good ones!!!

[DoréPrince]

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my whole life is a cringe worthy story tbh

[DoréPrince]

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From my parent meeting in the 80s to right now, it's just a huge cringe

[fapthony6969]

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[Cook]

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i cringed so hard at my post i edited it

wth tigre, i wasn't finished reading that

[fapthony6969]

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i cringed so hard at my post i edited it

I finished



Dig deeper imo

[Wreckless]

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I started a fight at a bar one time and a friend of the kid I started with damn near put me in the hospital.

I had road rash head to toe. He didn't even hit me. Was just alot bigger and wrestled or some shit. I couldn't do anything. He just put me down and I fought to get up and ended up looking like a fucking zombie and shit for like a week. Burst blood vessels in eyes somehow too so they looked filled with blood and my whole face and arms were just scabs lol. I've been beat to shit by bouncers like 5 times too... My forehead is scarred to shit and I got boxer breaks in both hands that look ridiculous. Fighting was cool as fuck when I was a kid.

I got a sympathy BJ like 2 days after the zombie scabs fight though.

I got pics I'll add one day maybe.

[Tigre Tono]

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i cant believe this shit i edited my post as a joke but copied what i had written and was going to post it again but then copied another thing and now i dont have shit. i cant be fucked writing that again smh

[Zorro]

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When I was 17 I used to go to my girls parents house for dinner & watch tv, they were old school and didn't want us having sex in their house, yet I still would try to fuck around with their daughter when ever I could get a chance. I had gotten to be real friendly with the family & they liked me cause I wasn't disrespectful, but one night I left a used condom in the trash can. In the morning her father was taking out the trash & their cocker spaniel knocked the can over and started chewing the rubber like a stick of trident, then the little fucker brought the condom in to the living room & her Dad had to wrestle it away from the dog before the dog choked to death. The next day my girl called me screaming & her father said I was a "maldito hijo de puta." Every time I saw him after that, I felt horrible guilt.

[convict]

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^^^^^^^^

LOL y'all cracking me up today

[Grayfox215th]

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Title says is all, post stories that make cringe and ask your self why the fuck you did that.

Here's mine;
Back when I was like 16, I thought I was tuff shit. Was at a friends house we started drinking had a mostly beer and some shots. Then later some friend brought some platniums so I decided to chug a couple; worst mistake I could have made. Within the hour I was drunk affff, my friends said I started doing some gay ass rap shit and I was dropping beers all over and in the morning I woke up and took a piss on there flat screen tv in the middle of the living room. Worst thing was that the mom was awake and tried to stop me and tried to stick my dick back in my pants, ended up with piss all over me the mom and the tv and my friends dad waking up pissed af

They didn't have flatscreen when I was 16