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  • False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

    100% true story

    Relatives took me to a church earlier today/Thursday (weird already)
    shit was small and secluded building and all the chairs were jointed together
    this guy from North Carolina says he is a prophet

    tbh he just takes a solid guess
    he said to a black guy "I know your father wasn't in your life but its alright because God wants you to be saved"

    and he tells an old lady the same thing except he said
    "I bet you cook and make your family wonderful dinners"

    and all of them cried and caught the spirit holy
    I got anointed with some holy water and it burned


    TLDR

    I think my sister and aunt are in a cult
    "holy water" burnt my forehead
    #Blessed

  • #2
    Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

    That means you're gay 100%
    Originally posted by Yukon Cornelius
    And I know a thing or two about being fucked in the ass
    Sell a home in Dallas, Texas

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    • #3
      Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

      Originally posted by Matt View Post
      That means you're gay 100%
      my dick didn't get hard when he anointed me though
      #Blessed

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      • #4
        Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

        your sig makes me envision shawna naked... TBH I Hope youre destined for hell

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        • #5
          Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

          Isn't every religion a cult?

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          • #6
            Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

            when it burns, it means you're a demon. rip
            :emmittcrying: RIP DUNK & ILLA
            Originally posted by EllC
            no fucks given, thats a real nigga
            "my nigga that round was cool, but yo bitch still ugly as hell my nigga"--hollow

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            • #7
              Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

              Originally posted by Remarkable View Post
              Isn't every religion a cult?
              Are you 14?

              Thanks for the revolutionary idea bud
              Originally posted by Yukon Cornelius
              And I know a thing or two about being fucked in the ass
              Sell a home in Dallas, Texas

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              • #8
                Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                Originally posted by Remarkable View Post
                Isn't every religion a cult?
                Are you 14?

                Thanks for the revolutionary idea bud
                No problem bud, any time bud, good talking to you bud.

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                • #9
                  Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                  Stfu bud
                  Originally posted by HEISTBVA
                  ive never needed a pumpkin spice latte this much in my life

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                  • #10
                    Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                    you just joined a cult casey

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                    • #11
                      Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                      Religion
                      Originally posted by Neon Eriko
                      we're like 5 wierdos from having a full season of reality tv here
                      Originally posted by nick216
                      Ill hit you with a powerful blast that will rip your stomach out of your ass

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                      • #12
                        Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                        demons >>>>>
                        Never forget, im the nigga that keeps the hoes panties wet

                        OTBVX

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                        • #13
                          Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

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                          • #14
                            Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                            well considering the fact that holy water is normal water that has been blessed,your eitheir

                            in a strange cult and they just baptized u in some type of acid or he really is a prophet and

                            your going to heaven.

                            Ive since known since rome sins drove the syndromes of the unknowns craft

                            Leave my sig in church (signature) so they know its mine, opening up brains (branes) with string theory changing space and time

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                            • #15
                              Re: False Prophet or Destined for Hell?

                              All of the above

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