Post Your Favorite B Magic Bars

[Memphis]

Its clear that B Magic is top 10 and top tier, this nigga has so many quotables it's fucking ridiculous.

This is just from his Lynx Montana battle which was one of my favorite battle from last year just kuz of Magic rounds.

"Before you can throw a bullet i get Montana Sacked,
Warner Brother, Tiny Toons when I give Montana Max"
(The battle was over after this line tbh)

"Stoop down and raise that peace up like a Jail Pose"

"Swing and get a clean counter like good kitchens"

"Sleep on me and I'll pull your insides out like a sofa bed"

"Pull up and take the kid money call me Big Worm,
That Pumpa fuck you up bitch you get word,
That means this bitch Montana sucks like Fisher Burn"
(JESUS it was just over kill after that)

"You see these techs, its garunteed to end Harvey's show like TBS"

"Straight G, I'll send ya moms a bunch of dead flowers,
I'll put that fire to ya chest like Ed Bowers,
See that will open Links up without a web browser"

"Don't play around i hit your crown with that oh op,
Dump the pound you'll get around like Tupac,
Claiming that the niggas that you with G's you not,
I let that 4 sing on the corner like a Doo wop"

This is all from his from his 3rd round vs. Lynx expect for 1.

Post your favorite B Magic lines

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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ive had 'ill leave everybody by you (bayou) wet, im a swamp nigga' stuck in my head for a week

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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magic is #1 atm imo

[Memphis]

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"You gon catch a left or a right kuz they both thunda,
Next time you here from em episode of Ghost Hunta"

SK aint know what he was getting into

[Memphis]

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ive had 'ill leave everybody by you (bayou) wet, im a swamp nigga' stuck in my head for a week

This ^, also that "I'll point at you with the long caps like Uncle Sam"

[TheReeknd]

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I Point At You With The Long Cap Like Uncle Sam - Against Juice
Jaw Shook , Magic Throw More Hooks Than Drake And Wayne - Against Ciddy
Somebody Tell This Jackass My Guns Viva La Bam - Against Remyd
Steel Lying(Lion) Infront Of His Temple Like Beijing - Against Lynx
When I End A Esse' Like I'm Spelling NASA- Against YK

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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This Whiteboy got me fucked up I'm mad yes
jab left right hook wigger trippin his ass dead
at his crib I did a number on his door, now that's an address
I'm talkin with that hollow toast(Halitosis) like bad breath
this mutha fucka a teacher well you a student now
im that one nigga you warned them kids at school about
prove ya wild, hit his class neck shot good shootin
left his red apple on the desk like a good student
boy I bust(Bus) like LaidLaw, so feel dis you better chill quick
or Paul Wall gonna need his grill fixed
I'll leave Real Deal in a Holyfield when I kill shit
you gonna need permission to slip, you wont even feel trip
you look like you do RnB I know the Deal
lift his spirit you gonna need another soul for Real
See I will leave Real dead that's Overkill
you gonna need a supersurgeon to close the Deal
see you a fag that like bananas in your muffler
knock him out, then I drug Deal like a hustler
im guessing that its my turn to Deal, Imma shuffle ya
nigga I aint doin Real good like a struggla
I bet that shotty knock his mommy out her sports bra
take shots you wouldn't throw them back at a Sports Bar
fuck yall, bitch I will pull your report card
it Mustang when I Firebirds like a sports car
my niggas quick to blam listen to what a nigga sayin
bullets take part of the Deal like a middle man
you my little man you gotta couple hot lines
I signed a contract to wreck a Deal(record deal) like I got signed
you looking like Im not the shit nigga, Change yer face
I bet your students used to whoop yo ass and make you change the grades
bang da K, Boy I said these shots is not Tanqueray
cut'em when I come after Deal, like a game of Spades
I see his face I got his closed with them double techs
I had to make sure it was Real, like I double checked
I double bet that I bust his chest if he fuckin flex
I give him an extra round, that'd a be sudden death
you are not a real deal, you actin
I will box Real still(Real Steel), Hugh Jackman
I do classic, that bitch you call your Boo.. stabbed it
I was being Frank with her and she blew(Blue) Magic
No aim, whiteboy cain't dump
beat up your team by myself, whiteboys cant jump
Real recognize real, see i'll put a bullet in'em
Real sweet, I guess he got too much sugar in'em
die hater, die now or die later
B Magic a couple grenades annihilate ya
I mean that bomb blow your van in the air, skyscraper
tell this buster what it is right now, like violators
Columbine when I spark at this Teacher necks(next)
you better have a Desert Eagle as a Teachers pet
How to come back from death? Try to teach'em dat!
for that Young Money, I Khaled like We Da Best
So Trevor look, lets have a little discussion
dis Whiteboy, ugnn got some flow
but you lyrically nothing think I wont kill'em
Yes I Will, like Hillarys cousin
if Trevor jump, he fall dead like Hillary husband

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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You don't want no parts of this nigga trust me
Fuck Officer Hoit, I'm bout to do you ugly
Out here in Milwaukee playin Maimi, I mean I Bucks heat
and give a Whiteboy 21 if he Jumps Street
im happy you came confident you gonna need the heart
cuz when these heaters spark, get the gauge jumpin and breathing hard
Cuz I dont leave home without it, it's like a Visa Card
strapped with a Lisa(at least a) Maggie and let it speak to Bart
you wanna battle claw your face with an Allen key, blast da heat
feed your son a meal like he asked to eat
Whiteboy thats not a gang you in, that's a faculty
new kicks, I'll have'em runnin nose like Allergies
A GrindTimer on Smack you feel invincible
I will Shadowkick Jonny Cage they told me finish you
I kick, you blow up, B mutha fuckin Magic you the fuck you got in you
go to office kids(off his kids) like I sent'em to the principal
so take a look in the mirror you just a parachute
you got that howdy partna lets get a beer look
I from the block, you stop, get popped and gear took
put a teacher head in a box just like a yearbook
but homie listen yo this isn't the Andy Griffith Show
they wanna hear that missle blow pistol smoke, bitch and hoes
I'm real to Real(reel to reel), catch a clip in this bitch an yo
a couple shots have Real spinning like a fishing pole
who let the police in this bitch, I'm pissed off
he bitch yall, everything he say should get paused
tell them people in your shirt they should get lost
before I put a clip across your chest like Chris Paul
get this honkey off stage before I smack a wigger
ya butterfly, watch your moth, this catapiller
all these guns made of plastic, they action figures
just copped one from Cucamonga, it's a cracker killa
am I the meanest, shit am I a beast?
I show guns lets see you catch a hollow with your teeth
see we can get them hands up, follow to the street
and you wood(would) get stumped(stomped) like the bottom of a tree
you could get your ass capped Im the published
all them other battles you won you was lucking up
this time you fuckin with a mother fucker that'll fuck you up
and put your white skull on his shirt like the Punisher
catch and jab and let me get that hook out
you like to study but as soon as you see them textbook(techs book) out
in the hood you probably be a look out for a look out
i'll let that heat waive(heatwave) over your grill, like a cookout
you tryin to portray the shit that we live by
I hope the audience realize that Real lies
all that tough talk, real lies so push out
that one hollow will leave dumb Donald with a Mushmouth
big extendo on that Art, you do the math
take his gyms, bang drums that music class
that 38 Special Ed when I shoot his ass
Imma clock and get it like science thats how you school his ass

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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Well lets start with disrespect you a hoe nigga
youll catch a holo(-gram)(hollow) on this stage with this Coachella
two arms cocked on your chest like a slow nigga
I'll throw you a couple bucks like a broke nigga
Magic got these bars lets get straight to it
steak knife if Chilla play hype I'mma shank right thru'em
nina full of hollows thats a tip drill im from st louis
Smack threw Chilla in the fire like Frank Lucas
what'chu think that he superman an action hero
lets see these capes when I slide up in that black Camaro
clock his chest he gon see that Flash like Smack appreal
i'll give em all he can eat like a Cracker Barrel
see Koch Records couldn't drop this kind of Jim Jones
I blade guys I bet your face slide like Sprinit phones
better yet I bet your face lift like Kim Jones
heat rock a meaning how I fire til your brim stone
he got Gusto to see these bars trust us I dead mics
if we see war youll get these big ass biscuits
when he sees 4's his wig'll curl under his skully like CB4
pull a strap on me its on fool
that 32 in that Jag let me tell you what it's gon do
i'll let them shells run in backs thats all becuz Jones drew
you talkin to a killa you ever seen Phonebooth
Chilla sound kinda Charlie yo Clips they cloned you
heat blast freeze tag I bet you he wont move
catch a flying fist of fury no less than the Kung Fu
all that barkin Ill open your top if son roof(sunroof)
this nigga gonna die for actin deadly
snub nose ring on a rapper like makaveli
for actin scary im in your hood like this not'cho block
so call me James Earl Jones when that Roscoe pop
pardon me when I palm her it got a joyful noise
pop in the clip and im flippin on them like The Hardy Boys
I mean this blazer I got don't come in Courduroy
the gun'll pull your front'll hang out like a corner store
you think you fuckin with Magic you must be smoking wire
this round here could tell yall who the dopest writer
I hit this boy scouts camp just to forty five ya
this marshmellow'll get s'more if I open fire
I hope you die when your round done playin gutter
Smack you done sendin these scraps Im demanding supper
the can'll blucka any fucker wit'chu that came to root
get 21 when I buck it like a game of hoops
dont panic brother you'll say sunthin then run
if its beef at steak Im A-1 then some
fuck talkin if you want them techs(texts) i'll send some
Magic shots flew like H1N1
I'll let a 380 spray on these baby ape
i'll put Jones in a box you better say your grace
you know Grace Jones, Jones Box say your grace
that Tommy Lee(leave) Jones Men in Black like Agent K

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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B Magic vs Chilla Jones who can rap better
im knowin this a sayin but fuckin with this crack nigga
you gonna end up dead or behind bars Im that nigga
pitch bullets to your stomach your homie gonna be your back catcher
i'll spin'em til it jam like a club song
you dead wrong Mia Long wouldn't Love Jones
you must be blind you lookin for I where(eyewear)
glasses frame off contact ask me if I care(eye care)
see Im prepared for any punch that he may land
instead of getting bucked in sections like a pay plan
you gonna get these arms stretching like SpaceJam
right hook you'll get rocked to sleep like a caveman
I can't stand this niggas schemes I dont get this chump
what thug rap about solar systems like that shit is crunk
he say a bar an slow it down like we missed the junk
we gonna call Chilla Johnny Cage cuz he split the punch
ill tell you what, if he got to trippin
these cans'll open up bust and if I got the biscuits
I can teach you something nigga you gotta listen
so pay and hope that I school you he got to wishin(tutition)
lets turn it up I get the ratchets to clap him
what bastard gon back'em after I start this massive attack
you got burners then clap'em cuz Magic be blastin it after'em
get a cap to his chest like the National Anthem
now these some mutha fuckin bars lets get this through
it aint a damn thing broke when I get the tools
you'll get alarm clocked if I hit the snooze
when you battle a Star Jones you get The Views
this nigga probably call the cops and have a telethon(tell-a-thon)
i aint never lyin Ill beat the shit outta Elton John
ill walk up on this bitch nigga with a mega 9
that nina blew(blue) around heads like Megamind
this B Magic mutha fucka acknowledge me
big straps that'll take that back like apologies
and honestly we can throw those hands I came to tussle
Serious I give Jones some Clips he cant rebuttal
this mutha fucker be on some make believe rap and shit
homies ask Chilla to ride he start acting sick
but you follow niggas with the choppa aint that some shit
im at the window with the choppa Im Malcolm X
see watch it G, bounce back like 2 squares
mohawks(more hawks) then cool hair, can it ball like Poznar
you'll get a bulldog under your mug like Rootbeer
if you wanna die Ill book bags like schoolgear
i'll roll up at night night you a dead nigga
two K's take him out the game like Reg Miller
this round Chris Brown take it to the head nigga
leave your homies smokey on your porch like Craig nigga

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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scheme scheme scheme scheme and some lame shit
every battle I see this nigga he be doin the same shit
im raw pussy fuck your thoughts like cybersex
trippin I'll run up on this nigga like a flight of steps
have them hoes running out the truck like where the fire at
pull out and leave this mark in the street like tire tracks
boy it aint a Heat fitted when I fire caps
and you couldnt get this title back with title match
with that bullshit you got money to burn if you buying that
now a G strapped you'll get de-capped like a Tigers hat
this guy is wack I win(wind) chill and breeze passed
you soft dont make me get this nigga from the Bean bagged
I mean your bitch gimme long face like the Scream mask
she light up my joints like a Dreamcast match
i love it how your bitches daughter seemin
I had this nigga pushing daisies like Morgan Freeman
you think Im playin til that semi blam your dome
so lego(let go) of those games this aint Indiana, Jones
ya fuckin nerd you never let the weapon spit
my whole team been locked up for posession like the Exorcist
so nigga miss me with that choppa burstin extra shit
you my son(Mysone) I aint gonna have none of that extra lip
I say its game time youll get every punch from Tekken 6
I'll tell you what get sent back if you Heaven sent
put money on it I'll murk him for Jerome lettuce
in other words still a bus if Jerome Bettis
kill a nigga on stage when I on
feel the tip of these 44 and Im takin your mic(Mike) Jones... Who? Mike Jones
im takin your life homes Glen Johnson over hand right if we fight Jones
boy you fuckin with a heavyweight
you soul lift I mean Magic make him levetate
your bitch can die just for pickin up your celly late
i'll put a couple in his top like a Wedding Cake
got somethin this cat'll lack(Cadillac) if it escalate(Escalade)
this nigga couldnt whip a vet if it was a Chevrolet
see I bring the peace(piece) to him like he meditate
just know I will fire(welfare) and give your section 8
let's get it straight when that AR blucka
you'll die wet when I buck it(bucket) like Ray Charles brotha, brotha
but let me rephrases that bar that I was tryna say
I'll rock your frame with the heat like a fireplace
its Westside of St. Lo bitch dont get bagged
you wouldnt fuckin with E but now you gettin cash
I'm strapped with that screamin eagle like Six Flags
stretch'em soon as he hit the door like gym class
do something besides schemes which yo bitch ass
I want this mutha fucka to jump get mad
then big mac Rolling Stones like Mic jag
black eagle 5th to his chest like McNabb
I told him once this mutha fucka scared
Im from the mutha fuckin Lou thats how we mutha fuckin play it
beat me can you beleive what this mutha fucka said
must have tripped fell and bumped his mutha fuckin head

[DoréPrince]

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I love when he says to Real Deal ''WHO LET THE POLICE UP IN HERE ???''

[Morph]

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Wedding cake
We don't need a script for this
Johnny Cage / split the punch
Back catcher
Oncle sam
Rose flips
2nd vs QP
"They should called you Murder Rex DN-Lux Ice" had me dying too. ( vs Scripts )
GODDAMN followed by a WTF
Slow it down when I diss you

...EVERY. MAGIC. BAR. IS. QUOTABLE. ( Gotta rewatch Magic vs RD, didn't really payed attention tbh )

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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rich dollarz death u hear a CHILLLLL then a POP OFF

[Memphis]

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This not even a punchline but "BLUE BANDANA"

"I'll grab by your head down the block.....DANCE FLICK"