Religion in Battle Rap

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    "It has been speculated that the absence of a monotheistic religion in battle rap has caused the fans and viewers of the "sport" to be completely homosexual. Studies from the Psychology Department at Yale have confirmed that Jesus Christ was a battle rapper based upon the fact that he was Jesus Christ. The only difference between him(Jesus Christ) and modern battle rappers is that Jesus didn't actually rap, he had sex with the opponents. Upon further study it was found that modern battle rappers are usually virgins, being that the only orgasms ever had were self induced. But if you add religion into a battle, such as Islam or Christianity, the erections caused from the neuro-linguistic waves cause the exposed rapper to be less of a fag, and more of a man."


    -Sigmund Freud
    EVERYONE IS AWESOME

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    Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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      seen em walk into his pad, him & a lady friend
      i was bouta off him, & seen that he had a baby wit
      cran sayin "fuck that! cock it back and spray the shit!"
      so i was shootin up in front of that baby, i slim shady'd em

      soundcloud.com/ezlugang

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        Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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            MR.SANDMAN

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              don't bang his hat

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                  50 WANTS TO FEED HIS NIGGAS

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                    Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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                      "I got niggas that hate me, bitches that love me, Hands do damage so i manage to stay handsome when shit could get ugly"

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                        Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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                          "I got niggas that hate me, bitches that love me, Hands do damage so i manage to stay handsome when shit could get ugly"

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