Religion in Battle Rap

[BUTTHURT BILLY]

"It has been speculated that the absence of a monotheistic religion in battle rap has caused the fans and viewers of the "sport" to be completely homosexual. Studies from the Psychology Department at Yale have confirmed that Jesus Christ was a battle rapper based upon the fact that he was Jesus Christ. The only difference between him(Jesus Christ) and modern battle rappers is that Jesus didn't actually rap, he had sex with the opponents. Upon further study it was found that modern battle rappers are usually virgins, being that the only orgasms ever had were self induced. But if you add religion into a battle, such as Islam or Christianity, the erections caused from the neuro-linguistic waves cause the exposed rapper to be less of a fag, and more of a man."


-Sigmund Freud

[Clouds]

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cam i dont know how intoxicated you are right now

but my mind is blown

[cranaliciousss]

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b3loved<3

[proteam40]

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That Isaac guy did a whole round about how he was religious but wanted to hug gay people or some shit. I don't know I wasn't paying attention

[Clouds]

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weird. imagine if there was an openly flamboyant homosexual rapper who made bars about raping his opponent

scary shit
yea its bedtime night otbva

[Chaunce]

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[MENTION=4393]Fresco[/MENTION]

[sandman]

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please do not take this the wrong way @camzweezy
but do u do meth. that was the most out there battle comment i ever heard. if it wasnt for the gay shit i might of repped u on creativity. but i wont negg u i will only tell u to seek counsiling and meth is a hell of a drug.

[playdough]

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weird. imagine if there was an openly flamboyant homosexual rapper who made bars about raping his opponent

scary shit
yea its bedtime night otbva

[Sauce]

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Directly from the book of eleagle

[WickedFLEX]

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weird. imagine if there was an openly flamboyant homosexual rapper who made bars about raping his opponent

scary shit
yea its bedtime night otbva

SPIDER MURPHY

[Clouds]

Re: Religion in Battle Rap

weird. imagine if there was an openly flamboyant homosexual rapper who made bars about raping his opponent

scary shit
yea its bedtime night otbva

SPIDER MURPHY

wat?????

[Bohboh]

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honestly i always come up with gay smack bars and tell my brother ima battle on url with bars only shits funny as fuck

ps im staright as fuck

[Clouds]

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what the fuck did he just say

[Bohboh]

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh fuck my bad niggas. once again mac autocorrecting my high and or drunk spelling. if i were asian id have to bow to my father and say "i have failed you"

[bloody.mooley187]

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Wow! Niggas be having WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY too much time on they hands! I wish i could get that time i spent reading this BULLSHIT post back!