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    [MENTION=4902]fuk.[/MENTION]

    He don't log on much atm but confirm or deny next time you log on all of this shit is real that your bro told me irl:

    He told us, as he opened a King Kobra, that he went through some horrible shit with this girl. I assumed he meant drama or something, but fuckkkk did I not see this coming.

    He said he met this girl at a party or she added him on facebook or something along those lines, and she wasn't bad looking or anything, so he decided to go for it. He had this girl upstairs late at night with no one at the pad, large house, lots of people live there, so it's an opportunity to obviously take advantage of in his shoes with her there. He turns the movie situation to making out and is feeling her up but she didn't wanna do anything supposedly, riiight. 5 mins in he's gettin that and is tearin it up for a little while.

    This is where it gets bad. He tells her turn around cuz they bout to go doggy style. She goes with it and AWWWWWW NAWWWWWWWW

    The homie smells fresh shit, sees a hairy ass, and even small mounds of shit within the long, curling hairs emerging out of her 8/10 ass. A disgusting sight for any pair of eyes let alone someone who thinking he bout to put the d in that. Not happening. He said he told her he wasn't feeling it and she started crying and saying "You're disgusted with me aren't you?

    uh yeah, no shit.

    Next day on FB they have small conversation. She was telling him she doesn't shave for anyone. He said looks like I'm back to jackin off. She said he's funny, not getting he was entirely serious. Never talked since

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              Originally posted by Notsure
              [MENTION=20846]BigZero![/MENTION] meet me in copenhagen in 2 hours I will beat the retard out of u outside Caf� Norden

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