Openers that make you want to press close

[2 Tone Tizzle]

Just started Magic vs JC.

Jc pissed me off with his opening sentence.
I cant stand it when motherfuckers open by saying the name of the battle...and then doing a gay pause.
" JC vs bmagic.............blah blah blah"
I already dont like where this is going.
Son is telling me what battle it is like my eyes aint work right.
What openers make u wanna close it up?

[Moose]

[drshowtime]

[BiggieCalls]

[Jack Herer]

[Jay Blizzay]

[jerzcity]

[Avenuekiller]

[2 Tone Tizzle]

[Adamsville]

[sandman]

[Skelly Kapowski]

[txtC2daDefaMe]

[Zorro]

[Dougie Bendel]