LEEKS 
If you hold 8 potatoes in one hand and 10 cucumbers in the other, what do you have?
REALLY BIG HANDS
Why was the vegetable band so popular?
IT HAD A GOOD BEET
Why did all the girl mushrooms want to go out with the boy mushroom?
BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE WAS A FUNGI (FUN GUY)
Why did the lettuce turn red?
BECAUSE IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING






If you hold 8 potatoes in one hand and 10 cucumbers in the other, what do you have?
REALLY BIG HANDS
Why was the vegetable band so popular?
IT HAD A GOOD BEET
Why did all the girl mushrooms want to go out with the boy mushroom?
BECAUSE SHE KNEW HE WAS A FUNGI (FUN GUY)
Why did the lettuce turn red?
BECAUSE IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING






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