Do You Take Your Pants Off When You Shit?

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  • Do You Take Your Pants Off When You Shit?

    Or leave them all bunched up by your feet?

    Or do you just leave them on and shit in your Depends
    cuz you're too busy mackin hoes and bussin down O's
    to sit down and defecate?

    If I'm home I take em off, but if I'm fucking
    someone's s/o in their crib I only pull
    em down enough to clear my bootyhole & avoid
    anal splatter on my clothes. (Don't wanna have to
    make quick exit & forget/trip on em.)

    Think when I win the lotto I'm gonna hire a washed up
    rapper to stand their and hold them, spray
    air freshener every 5 mins, & critique the sounds my poop
    makes while belly flopping in the john.

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      Originally posted by Bnas
      good theres no reason to kill a damn elephant
      Originally posted by Bnas
      whats the point in killing an elephant? they dont bother noone that i no of

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        I get high from bass lines, Trippin off of the treble
        Funky like fresh coast, but grity like heavy metal
        Lets head to the crossroads, dealin with the devil
        When i go to hell in 20 years, ill dap em and say hello

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            I taunt a coffin with an awful grin
            as I toss off caution for pockets stocked with sin
            often caught with nostrils chalked with win
            my thoughts often lost blown off in the wind.

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              Originally posted by creg
              Polisci's charm is unmistakable nh

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                  mean girls.mp3

                  maybe columbo or adrian monk knows

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                        I taunt a coffin with an awful grin
                        as I toss off caution for pockets stocked with sin
                        often caught with nostrils chalked with win
                        my thoughts often lost blown off in the wind.

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                            I don't acknowledge sucka's.

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                              I taunt a coffin with an awful grin
                              as I toss off caution for pockets stocked with sin
                              often caught with nostrils chalked with win
                              my thoughts often lost blown off in the wind.

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