The big one, a battle that's been brewing ever since Miami first stepped foot on this message board as a plucky young text battling hopeful and ran afoul of Spade. Get ready.
SPADE COOLEY
Opening remarks: I have fucked your girl repeatedly. She said she enjoyed it more
I mean she started calling me the Green River Killer, the way I destroyed that whore
While you were out taking selfies next to your local Wendy’s toilet door
So keep holding that patty and I’ll make you sleep with the fishes like Troy McClure.
And be honest: are you on the low-down? Because I know that you and Roddy Lo down
I’ll put the metal to his chest: D-Lo Brown; and give that gay four, tops: that’s Motown.
He’s a bitch, you’re an embarrassing lardass like Shawna and Phil Del Sasso
Your family had to escape from Havana by boat, why you still trying to fiddle cast Ro?
Just look at the facts: you’re a dull-ass mark Cuban. Me? I’m a hustling maverick
So get ready for the shock when I walk up and start clapping at your face, like Justin in Catfish.
MIAMI
you bout to catch a beat down like a retard juggling metronomes
you dont get no hos you just a little sexy thats a metro gnome
find your girl, wrap hands tight round ya bitch's larynx bruh
when cops find a latin prints it aint a disney character
fool please you not hardbody chill with the goon steez
irl he'd catch wind of my heater and Cool'd breeze,
try to box ill break facial bones, you chewin on marrow,
if teks explode, ya chest exposed- thats cuban apparel,
recently i seen your battles it was clear that you was sorta wack,
you were dead from the jump thats a parachutist heart attack
SPADE COOLEY
Opening remarks: I have fucked your girl repeatedly. She said she enjoyed it more
I mean she started calling me the Green River Killer, the way I destroyed that whore
While you were out taking selfies next to your local Wendy’s toilet door
So keep holding that patty and I’ll make you sleep with the fishes like Troy McClure.
And be honest: are you on the low-down? Because I know that you and Roddy Lo down
I’ll put the metal to his chest: D-Lo Brown; and give that gay four, tops: that’s Motown.
He’s a bitch, you’re an embarrassing lardass like Shawna and Phil Del Sasso
Your family had to escape from Havana by boat, why you still trying to fiddle cast Ro?
Just look at the facts: you’re a dull-ass mark Cuban. Me? I’m a hustling maverick
So get ready for the shock when I walk up and start clapping at your face, like Justin in Catfish.
MIAMI
you bout to catch a beat down like a retard juggling metronomes
you dont get no hos you just a little sexy thats a metro gnome
find your girl, wrap hands tight round ya bitch's larynx bruh
when cops find a latin prints it aint a disney character
fool please you not hardbody chill with the goon steez
irl he'd catch wind of my heater and Cool'd breeze,
try to box ill break facial bones, you chewin on marrow,
if teks explode, ya chest exposed- thats cuban apparel,
recently i seen your battles it was clear that you was sorta wack,
you were dead from the jump thats a parachutist heart attack

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