TWINSANE vs CHOPPA ZHIVAGO (text battle)

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  • TWINSANE vs CHOPPA ZHIVAGO (text battle)

    its a promo so no poll

    TWINSANE:

    When I spit I start DISSECTING WITH HARSH FLOW, destroying enemies, Iron-Man, like I'm POSESSING THAT STARK BRO
    Putting MC's in a box like they INSPECTING THE CARGO
    So call me boss, have your life full of PROTESTING AND BARCODES
    Nah, call me sir, you'll do what I say like i'm a weatherman PREDICTING SOME BAD SNOW
    What I mean is, call me David Lean 'cause I'm DIRECTING ZHIVAGO
    You get leary over battles like "come on guys, I GOT A SCHEME!"
    copy and paste some bullshit, make it rhyme with anything like "CLOTTED CREME, NOT IN QUEENS, ODDITY"
    Vaguely tie it with a COMMON THEME ignoring QUALITY
    To the point where even you don't know WHAT IT MEANS
    You can watch as many battles as you like but it won't teach you a thing like leading a horse toWARDS A STREAM


    CHOPPA ZHIVAGO:


    first of all u look like HACKSAW JIM DUGGANS GRANDPAS 'TWIN' COUSIN
    plus u shorter dan dat BLACK SWAN BITCH RUNNIN which means u CANT BLOCK TIM DUNCAN
    and me? Im APOCOLYPTIC, OPTOMISTIC w/ COMPLEX INSTINCTS driving a HONDA CIVIC
    ur mom is a NARCISSISTIC, NON-HASIDIC, NOLVELISTIC human form of AMOXICILLIN
    ur freakshow dad was a LONELY GIANT from CONEY ISLAND who worshipped KOBE BRYANT
    he is the ONLY LICENSED PONTIOUS PILOT who is an oxymoron like SPOKEN SILENCE
    u a no name like MICHAEL SANDERS & go around in public asking ppl ...is that ya FINAL ANSWER...;
    ur sis a PRIVATE DANCER who got SPINAL CANCER & perform for money like a HIRED ACTOR
    im a part time FLIGHT COMMANDER / CHIROPRACTOR & make money in a DECISIVE MANNER
    im dat TYPE OF RAPPER to CLIMB THE LADDER and go higher than a FIRECRACKER
    I ask ya sis ..."WANNA FUCK"...& dat COCKY SLUT says my dick too hot to handle like a COFFEE CUP
    u don't exist like RONALD TRUMP cuz u look like FORREST GUMP fucked DONALD DUCK
    so fuck ur KHAKI PANTS cuz I put ya SNOTTY ASS around my neck like a DOGGY TAG
    and then like john GOTTIS GANG I...I'll put u in a BODYBAG in the trunk of my PONTIAC
    then drive u off da Massachusetts river...that's what I call a BOSTON CRAB
    cuz homie u a CHEEKY FELLOW plz confirm or deny ya LEADER'S FRESCO
    u DEFEAT ME? HELL NO! cuz like the packers..; jersey I'll abuse u GREEN AND YELLOW
    I'll have the BEATINGS ECHOED so u can hear it through the WEAKEST HEADPHONES
    So once I lie u down in BETWEEN THE THRESHOLD I...I'll run da ropes & land da PEOPLE'S ELBOW

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        mean girls.mp3

        maybe columbo or adrian monk knows

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            Originally posted by jdporter
            Clarke, you've been bodied so many times on this board, this honestly is going to be the last time I even respond to you.

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                I am out of the closet gang

                Dallas Realtor

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                      I am out of the closet gang

                      Dallas Realtor

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                            I get high from bass lines, Trippin off of the treble
                            Funky like fresh coast, but grity like heavy metal
                            Lets head to the crossroads, dealin with the devil
                            When i go to hell in 20 years, ill dap em and say hello

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