[Dunk]

"yo nahmean shun, it's your boy smddddddddack, and uh, i've got a'nouncement to make nahmsayin. we setting up a new division nahmsayin, it's in new zealand, shouts to my homies from da 1outs nahmean. this division is where the big homie loaded lux is gon make his return nahmean, against the kid sam oa, who's fresh outta samoa nahmsayin, shouts to the homies in samoa"

ugh

worst idea ever (thank fuck it'll never happen)