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she moved to texas like 6 weeks before i left, and kept saying she'd def be in vegas until like a month before i was due to leave. didn't respond to my one text a week i sent her for the two weeks before my flight, texted me the day of my flight saying that she's not gonna make it out to vegas and that she was seeing somebody down there 
then i went on a massive self-destructive bender, lost a bunch of money, drank heavily, smashed my first asian girl and convinced this 26 year old wedding planner from calgary to go back to my room with me... until her boyfriend's mother came by and was like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
rofl, my life is a fuckin mess smh. hope your christmas and new years was dope too!
then i went on a massive self-destructive bender, lost a bunch of money, drank heavily, smashed my first asian girl and convinced this 26 year old wedding planner from calgary to go back to my room with me... until her boyfriend's mother came by and was like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
rofl, my life is a fuckin mess smh. hope your christmas and new years was dope too!