"It has been speculated that the absence of a monotheistic religion in battle rap has caused the fans and viewers of the "sport" to be completely homosexual. Studies from the Psychology Department at Yale have confirmed that Jesus Christ was a battle rapper based upon the fact that he was Jesus Christ. The only difference between him(Jesus Christ) and modern battle rappers is that Jesus didn't actually rap, he had sex with the opponents. Upon further study it was found that modern battle rappers are usually virgins, being that the only orgasms ever had were self induced. But if you add religion into a battle, such as Islam or Christianity, the erections caused from the neuro-linguistic waves cause the exposed rapper to be less of a fag, and more of a man."
-Sigmund Freud
-Sigmund Freud
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